No one will ever remember me for centuries

My name's Eleanor and I'm a 17yo girl dealing with ordinary problems.
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  • <b> operator:</b> 911, please hold.<p><b>me:</b> stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.<p><b>murderer:</b> ok<p>

willsicott:

tuxedoandex:

ugly:

What do you call the security guards outside Samsung shops?

what

Guardians of the Galaxy

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mysharona1987:

Some more funny book dedications.

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assbutt-in-the-garrison:

creppyvevo:

whitedenimghost:

tardis-in-my-tuba:

whimsicalspecks:

theoncomingchibi:

manticore-monster:

smurflewis:

10 things not to say to a woman

this is guaranteed way to get yourself murdered

Somebody did this to my friend once, she was like

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PSA cramps are just the feeling we get when the muscle of our uterus is literally tearing itself to shreds if you were wondering what the bloody stuff was in the first place and /that/ is why this is a Not Good thing to say

Actually a lot of the time cramps are caused by the muscles in our uterus spasming in order to cut off the blood flow to the uterus. Our uterus is basically trying to kill itself which is why your abdomen feels like death.

Also, the hormone that causes it? The first hormone of labor. So, when we get our periods we are literally starting labor for a week. How about that?

basically stab yourself in your lower stomach a thousand times with a dull knife and you’ll know how it feels

fucking thank you

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Stiles Stilinski + Best Comebacks

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clintobarton:

make me choose

anonymous asked: steve rogers or bucky barnes?

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rdjmpreg666:

studied for 30 seconds im gonna rock this fuckin test 

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alltimefand0ms:

going to school: late

going to a doctors appointment: late

going to a friends house: late

going to a concert: 8 hours early

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